*This is the second time Tom has retired, so who really can trust him at this point? The last time he retired he quickly realized that being simply a family man was just too much for him to handle, so he came back to football . Expecting to be triumphant once more he took many an L this season: this started with an 11-day hiatus that many guessed was Tom being the Masked Singer, losing his entire investment in a crypto exchange, breaking countless Microsoft Surfaces on the sideline, he proceeded to lead the only sub .500 team to the 2022 playoffs, having his supermodel wife leave for a jiu-jitsu trainer and finally losing to the Cowboys it was an epic year, to say the least. Thanks for the memories Tom